Okay. scratch that last post.
speaking of last post, this is my last one for the night. i’ve been saving these up all week and here we are. a fucking koala.
i was wrong. i do not want a koala.
Why do people let these things into their houses?
That leg can barely handle all the weight. Look at the poor person hobbling! It’s a social parasite. Humans are not buses. You’re worse than those sloth babies. Death claws AND you’re selfish.
And that build-a-bear face isn’t fooling anyone. you don’t want to cuddle. you just want to grab onto things and sleep. i’ve seen your zoo cams. you’re boring as major league baseball.
no more animals tonight. i’m done with animals. i just want to sleep it off.
you’re all terrible.